Funny Poem©2018 Mo O'Hara
Illustration©2018 Laurence Anholt
Anholt Artists/Frances Lincoln Ltd
A gaucho wearing ghoul.
My bones shake like maracas,
As I dead dance like a fool.
I play morbid mariachi,
In a zany zombie band.
We’ll be playing by the tombstones,
Do stop by and lend a hand.
We’ll be grooving in the graveyard,
Banging bongos with my bones,
Playing poltergeisty panpipes,
While we’re singing ghostly groans.
We’re the best spooky rancheros,
On guitar and that’s a fact.
So why are we still gigging,
At the Undead Taco Shack?