not the Carrot Prince,
the Marquis of Cauliflower,
or the Duke of Pears and Quince.
I am the Onion Fairy
not the Fig Countess,
the Dame of Broccolini,
or the Sir of Mustard Cress.
I am the Onion Fairy
listen to me roar!
No veg is as tasty,
or will make your breath smell more!
Poem © 2016 Meagan Munroe
Illustration © Chris Riddell 2016