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<channel><title><![CDATA[The funeverse! A poetry site for kids who love funny poems. - Loretta Schauer on the funeverse]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse]]></link><description><![CDATA[Loretta Schauer on the funeverse]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2024 02:55:21 +0000</pubDate><generator>Weebly</generator><item><title><![CDATA[About Loretta]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/about-loretta1]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/about-loretta1#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 11:20:28 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[About Loretta Schauer]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/about-loretta1</guid><description><![CDATA[             In 2011 Loretta won the Waterstones'Picture This' competition. The prize - to illustrate Michael Morpurgo's &nbsp;Beauty and the Beast.     Thank you to Loretta for sharing her fabulous illustrations with the funeverse. I do think my favourite is the burping monster! Loretta lives in London with her husband and their irrepressibly    confident hamster, Eduardo. She's always loved drawing and is never    happier than when she's making something.You can find out more on Loretta Schaue [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-multicol"><div class='wsite-multicol-table-wrap' style='margin:0 -15px'> <table class='wsite-multicol-table'> <tbody class='wsite-multicol-tbody'> <tr class='wsite-multicol-tr'> <td class='wsite-multicol-col' style='width:50%;padding:0 15px'>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-thin " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/451810_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:215px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">In 2011 Loretta won the Waterstones<br /><a style="" href="http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/navigate.do?pPageID=1789" title="">'Picture This' </a>competition. The prize - <br /><span></span>to illustrate <a style="" title="" href="http://www.michaelmorpurgo.com/" target="_blank">Michael Morpurgo's </a>&nbsp;Beauty and the Beast.</div>  </td> <td class='wsite-multicol-col' style='width:50%;padding:0 15px'>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">Thank you to Loretta for sharing her fabulous illustrations with the funeverse. I do think my favourite is the burping monster! <br /><span><br /><span>Loretta </span></span>lives in London with her husband and their irrepressibly    confident hamster, Eduardo. She's always loved drawing and is never    happier than when she's making something.<br /><br />You can find out more on <a style="" title="" target="_blank" href="http://www.lorettaschauer.com/"><br />Loretta Schauer's website </a></div>  </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ugly Sisters]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/ugly-sisters]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/ugly-sisters#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 11:18:29 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Ugly Sisters]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/ugly-sisters</guid><description><![CDATA[      [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-thin " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/4550493_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:876px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peas For Dinner]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/peas-for-dinner]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/peas-for-dinner#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 11:17:31 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Peas For Dinner]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/peas-for-dinner</guid><description><![CDATA[      [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-thin " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/265935_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:1000px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Eat Your Dinner]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/eat-your-dinner]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/eat-your-dinner#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 11:16:21 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Eat Your Dinner]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/eat-your-dinner</guid><description><![CDATA[      [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-thin " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/4357646_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:1100px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Burpy Monster!]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/burpy-monster]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/burpy-monster#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 11:15:04 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Burpy Monster]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/burpy-monster</guid><description><![CDATA[      [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/418523_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:1100px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beauty and the Beast]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/beauty-and-the-beast]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/beauty-and-the-beast#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 11:13:19 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/beauty-and-the-beast</guid><description><![CDATA[      These two images are from Beauty and the Beast by Michael  Morpurgo and Loretta Schauer copyright 2012 HarperCollins.                          Illustrators and writers enter lots of competitions and Loretta won a Waterstones competition in 2011 to illustrate Michael Morporgo's book. You can see Loretta's winning illustrations on her website. Maybe you could have a go at designing a monster and writing a monster poem.        [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-multicol"><div class='wsite-multicol-table-wrap' style='margin:0 -15px'> <table class='wsite-multicol-table'> <tbody class='wsite-multicol-tbody'> <tr class='wsite-multicol-tr'> <td class='wsite-multicol-col' style='width:50%;padding:0 15px'>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">These two images are from Beauty and the Beast by Michael  Morpurgo and Loretta Schauer copyright 2012 HarperCollins.</div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/911440_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:374px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/9179233_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:620px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  </td> <td class='wsite-multicol-col' style='width:50%;padding:0 15px'>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-thin " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/8299804.jpg?246" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">Illustrators and writers enter lots of competitions and Loretta won a Waterstones competition in 2011 to illustrate Michael Morporgo's book. You can see Loretta's winning illustrations on her <a target="_blank" href="http://www.lorettaschauer.com/picture/14.htm">website</a>. Maybe you could have a go at designing a monster and writing a monster poem. <br /></div>  </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Little Red Riding Hood]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/little-red-riding-hood]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/little-red-riding-hood#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 11:00:19 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[About Loretta Schauer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Little Red Riding Hood]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thefuneverse.com/loretta-schauer-on-the-funeverse/little-red-riding-hood</guid><description><![CDATA[      These images are taken from Little Red Riding Hood by Mara Alperin and Loretta Schauer copyright 2013 Little Tiger Press.          Can you write a poem based on Little Red Riding Hood?                           They're in the wrong order, can you arrange them in the right order?                           Or can you write a poem about a wolf? Or a granny? Or a ball of wool?               [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-multicol"><div class='wsite-multicol-table-wrap' style='margin:0 -15px'> <table class='wsite-multicol-table'> <tbody class='wsite-multicol-tbody'> <tr class='wsite-multicol-tr'> <td class='wsite-multicol-col' style='width:33.333333333333%;padding:0 15px'>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">These images are taken from Little Red Riding Hood by Mara Alperin and Loretta Schauer copyright 2013 Little Tiger Press. <br /></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:15px;padding-bottom:15px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a href='https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/3653358_orig.jpg' rel='lightbox' onclick='if (!lightboxLoaded) return false'> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/3653358_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:1100px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">Can you write a poem based on Little Red Riding Hood? <br /></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a href='https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/3977025_orig.jpg' rel='lightbox' onclick='if (!lightboxLoaded) return false'> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/3977025_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:1083px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a href='https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/8549216_orig.jpg' rel='lightbox' onclick='if (!lightboxLoaded) return false'> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/8549216_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:861px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  </td> <td class='wsite-multicol-col' style='width:33.333333333333%;padding:0 15px'>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-thin " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/6948518_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:695px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">They're in the wrong order, can you arrange them in the right order? </div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a href='https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/847093_orig.jpg' rel='lightbox' onclick='if (!lightboxLoaded) return false'> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/847093_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:486px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  </td> <td class='wsite-multicol-col' style='width:33.333333333333%;padding:0 15px'>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a href='https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/9622983_orig.jpg' rel='lightbox' onclick='if (!lightboxLoaded) return false'> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/9622983_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:1100px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a href='https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/4731275_orig.jpg' rel='lightbox' onclick='if (!lightboxLoaded) return false'> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/4731275_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:890px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">Or can you write a poem about a wolf? Or a granny? Or a ball of wool? <br /></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a href='https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/8997950_orig.jpg' rel='lightbox' onclick='if (!lightboxLoaded) return false'> <img src="https://www.thefuneverse.com/uploads/8/2/6/7/8267556/8997950_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:100%;max-width:658px" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>