Funny Poem © 2017 George Kirk
Illustration © 2017 Eric Heyman
If only sweeps had ever thought to make life easier they ought...
If only sweeps had ever thought
to make life easier they ought
clean chimney stacks by other means,
such as a diet of baked beans.
No need to squeeze through sooty hole
or sweep with bristles on a pole.
Just blast out soot using your bum.
I’m sure it would be much more fun!
to make life easier they ought
clean chimney stacks by other means,
such as a diet of baked beans.
No need to squeeze through sooty hole
or sweep with bristles on a pole.
Just blast out soot using your bum.
I’m sure it would be much more fun!
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