Monster Bedtime Story
Come, my scrumptious scampling,
Let's snuggle down and read
Of slimy slugs
Of bristling bugs
Of monstrous, dark-done deeds...
Well, putrid pups are lovely or nauseating nits
Or globby blobby goblins
Nibbling on your tender bits...
Then, maybe Wart-eyed Walter and his Wicked Weevling Ways
Or Terrible Ted From under the Bed
Who likes to come out to
Well, my precious pustule, tell me now, what shall we see?
Oh no - it cannot be!
You want the silky-hairy story
The pink and fluffy scary story
Oh bestest boy
Oh beastly son
Please hold me close
I am the one
Who needs you now to cuddle me tight
Or else I'll get no sleep tonight!
©2013 Addy Farmer