Were neighbours and friends to begin,
But everything changed in the whatsit one day
When Roger saw Una’s sweet grin.
He fell to the ground on one knee
“My sweet little widget, my Una McFlip,
Oh please tie the wot-not with me.”
“Oh Roger McAllit,” she sighed,
“I love you with all of my Thingy-me-jig
Of course I will be your new bride.”
Honeymooned on the coast of Oddjob.
Then later that year, a baby appeared
And they named him Timmy-Lee Bob!