| Wee, poo, pee, plop, I need the loo, or else I'll pop! Do you know where I can find A place to rest my soft behind? I'm very fussy, that is true, Not just any place will do. |  Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry |
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
A porcelain loo is often cold,
Some are black with bathroom mould,
I don't want a place that reeks,
When I set down my bottom cheeks.
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
I've heard that people go at school,
Or even in the swimming pool,
Which is quite nasty and disgusting,
(Even if you're nearly busting.)
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
Don't want a toilet old and cracked
When I use my digestive tract.
For I have standards, don't you see
I need a place that's right for me.
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
Toilets in the open air
Are perfect for my derriere,
Where I can sit and read the news,
Or admire woodland views.
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I found the perfect toilet spot.
Poem © 2016 Katherine Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
A porcelain loo is often cold,
Some are black with bathroom mould,
I don't want a place that reeks,
When I set down my bottom cheeks.
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
I've heard that people go at school,
Or even in the swimming pool,
Which is quite nasty and disgusting,
(Even if you're nearly busting.)
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
Don't want a toilet old and cracked
When I use my digestive tract.
For I have standards, don't you see
I need a place that's right for me.
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!
Toilets in the open air
Are perfect for my derriere,
Where I can sit and read the news,
Or admire woodland views.
Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I found the perfect toilet spot.
Poem © 2016 Katherine Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry
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