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We Don't Eat Mortals, Son ... by Lesley Moss

19/6/2016

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When you said: Son, we don’t eat mortals.
Ever. It’s against the rules - 

I disbelieved you, disrespected you,
now it seems I was the fool.

 
​I didn’t understand, I didn’t know,

so I crunched on skulls and bones.
Mortal morsels were so tasty, I didn’t want to misplace any, waste any.
Now I want to go back home but I’m stuck here all alone
in a maze of ice and stone.

I can’t get back where I belong.
I broke the rules and I was wrong.
Made a big mistake, changed my fate, eating mortal steak off a golden plate.
Not feeling very clever now I’m half-boy, half-beast,
stuck on this earth forever.
 
You should have told me, Dad, what the law was for,
to protect us, to keep the gods pure.

How was I to know I would become a minotaur?
 
Look at me. Half-boy, half-beast, just because I feasted.
 
Sitting eternally on a boulder, a chip on my hairy shoulder.
Crying bitter tears, your words ringing in my ears.
REMEMBER, WE DON’T EAT MORTALS, SON!

Poem by © Lesley Moss 2016
Illustration by © Jonny Duddle 2016
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28/8/2021 03:31:50 pm

I started threatening her animal companions and made it clear through one tragic encounter that her magic couldn’t fix all the wrongs, she began responding much more honestly to their peril. That encounter successfully horrified her. The best way to arrange a horrifying encounter is to know how your players think and feel. Once you can know their motives and predict their actions, you can create a much greater amount of emotional resonance with your scenes. Crafting situations which are fearful in a way that connects with your players on a personal level becomes easier. Be careful using actual phobias or mental traumas as leverage against a player, however.

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