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Funny poet - Em Lynas   

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Visit Em Lynas for more of my silly poems.
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As well as writing funny poetry and fiction
I'm the author of the
Action Words Reading Scheme 
​A kinaesthetic approach to teaching
high frequency words.

The Truth About Me

I love to eat cake.
I never drink tea.
I talk as I walk 
And I live by the sea.

I don't live in a flat.
I have a whole house.
I don't have a dog
or hamster or mouse.

I love to draw birds.
I never do sums.
I like chocolate biscuits
and always drop crumbs.

I sleep in a bed.
I never sleep in. 
I have a moustache
and hairs on my chin.

      LIES!

I can stand on one foot
For a year and a day. 
I can talk to a horse 
in the language of neigh.

I'm really a giant.
I'm twenty feet tall.
If you stood next to me
you would feel very small.

I can ski on the moon.
I can swim through the stars. 
And I’m really the queen 
of the planet of Mars. (truth!)



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Sam Zuppardi
Kate Pankhurst
John Shelley
Mike Brownlow
Bridget Strevens-Marzo
Paul Morton

Amanda Lillywhite
Amanda Hall
Sally Kindberg
Loretta Schauer
Heather Dickinson
Rikin Parekh
Katherine Lynas
Candy Gourlay
HeatherKilgour
J​ion Sheibani 
Chris Riddell
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Jonny Duddle
Sarah McIntyre


Poets on the funeverse

Em Lynas
Lesley Moss
Laura Lou Stewart
Alex Craggs
Mo O'Hara
George Kirk
Rebecca Colby
Meagan Munroe
Katherine Lynas
Kathryn Evans

Dom Conlon
Jo Dearden
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