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A QUESTION OF IDENTITY

24/8/2018

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Funny Poem © August 2018 Janet Foxley
Illustration © August 2018 Jamie Littler
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The dog show is this afternoon...

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Be More Mouse!

6/8/2018

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Poem ©2018 Em Lynas
Image ©2018 Jamie Littler
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When you're very, very small, With no hopes of growing tall...

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This Little Cat by Kathryn Evans

7/6/2018

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Poem and photo © 2018 Kathryn Evans
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The Crooked Little Cat and the Crooked Little House by Mo O'Hara

4/6/2018

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Poem © 2018 Mo O'Hara
Illustration © 2018 Kathryn Lynas
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Moon Milk by Dom Conlon

31/5/2018

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Poem © 2018 Dom Conlon
​Illustration © 2018 Jools Wilson
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The Cat Choir by Julie Anna Douglas

25/5/2018

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Funny poem © 2018 Julie Anna Douglas
Illustration © 2018 Eric Heyman
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We are The Cat Choir all ready for hire.

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Cat Burglar

18/5/2018

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Funny Poem © 2018 Janet Foxley
Illustration © Nick Butterworth

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You cannot trust a cat who’ll wear A fur coat stolen from a bear...

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Flat Cat, by Lesley Moss

11/5/2018

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Poem and Illustration ©Lesley Moss

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Inky is my paper pet ...

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Dead Beat Poet by Em Lynas

4/5/2018

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Illustration © Nick Butterworth 

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Kevin was the coolest cat. The coolest in the group...

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My Son's Flowers

2/4/2018

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Funny Poem ©2018 George Kirk
Illustration ©2018 Laurence Anholt
Anholt's Artists, Frances Lincoln Ltd​

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My son's flowers are sun flowers...

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Sombrero Skeleton by Mo O'Hara

30/3/2018

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Funny Poem©2018 Mo O'Hara
​Illustration©2018 Laurence Anholt
​Anholt Artists/Frances Lincoln Ltd

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I’m a sombrero sporting skeleton, A gaucho wearing ghoul...

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Frida

26/3/2018

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Funny Poem ©2018 Jo Dearden
Illustration ©2018 Laurence Anholt
​Anholt's Artists  Frances Lincoln Ltd

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Free speech, free will, free choice, free love…

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On The Day of the Dead...

16/3/2018

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Funny Poem ©2018 Em Lynas
Illustration ©2018 Laurence Anholt
Anholt's Artists, Frances Lincoln Ltd​

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The singer sang, And the drummers drummed, And the...

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Flower Power

12/3/2018

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Funny Poem ©2018 Dom Conlon 
Illustration ©2018 Laurence Anholt 
Anholt's Artists  Frances Lincoln Ltd
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I love flowers but they don't love me...

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Dream Big!

9/3/2018

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Funny Poem ©2018 Julie Anna Douglas
Illustration ©2018 Laurence Anholt 
Anholt's Artists  Frances Lincoln Ltd
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I'm just a simple painter...

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Riddle

5/3/2018

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Poem © Lesley Moss
Illustration © Laurence Anholt
Anholt's Artists, Frances Lincoln Ltd

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Who am I?

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Nothing Funny Here

2/3/2018

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Funny Poem ©2018 Janet Foxley 
Illustration ©2018 Laurence Anholt 
Anholt's Artists  Frances Lincoln Ltd

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Just write a funny rhyme, they said...

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Laurence Anholt is Flying to the Funeverse!

9/2/2018

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This month Laurence Anholt author/illustrator of the Anholt's Artists series (Frances Lincoln Ltd) has dropped by the funeverse with some artistic images to inspire our funnybones and crank up our creativity. We'll be posting soon!
Find out more about Laurence Anholt
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What is Lion?

23/11/2017

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Poem © Dom Conlon.
​Illustration © Yuval Zommer

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If the sun were to wrestle the rush of a river to learn how to run, pin down the shadow of night to learn how to hunt...

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It's All About the Money, Honey by Kathryn Evans

20/11/2017

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Poem © Kathryn Evans.
​Illustration © Yuval Zommer

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Bears are often found in pairs...

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Dead Beautiful.

16/11/2017

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Poem © Lesley Moss.
​Illustration © Yuval Zommer

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The tigress sits and stares, she doesn’t want to share...

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It's Time to Hibernate.

13/11/2017

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Poem © Julie Anna Douglas. 
​Illustration © Yuval Zommer 

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It's time to hibernate. Now, have you washed your paws?...

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Cheeky Monkeys.

9/11/2017

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Poem © Jo Dearden. 
​Illustration © Yuval Zommer

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A big red shiny bottom is a sight that's best forgotten...

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Gross is...

6/11/2017

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Poem © George Kirk.
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 Illustration © Yuval Zommer

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You know that something really gross is...

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Bears In Winter.

3/11/2017

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​Poem © Lesley Moss.
​ Illustration © Yuval Zommer

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Why, we’re barely awake, yawned the bears, as the cold breath of winter wound...

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