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Jade's Nightmare

1/7/2014

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@thefuneverse Sam Zuppardi
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Robyn Youl (Prvodence Aged Care Facility)
26/9/2014 01:39:14 am

What's the Line Mr. Wolf?

Little Girl:

Leave me alone!
[He's going to eat me!]
Go away you nasty dream
Leave me alone or I shall scream!

Wolf:

This is my place
You can scream
All you like in my space.
I'm hungry!

Little Girl:

Let's go to Maccas!

Wolf:

The burgers are better at Hungry Jack's
I just hate
Healthy kids for snacks!

By The Providence Poetry Group Ted [Edna] 93, Margaret 92., Verna 90., Dorothy 87, Pat & Betty 86, Lucy 82, David 75 and Robyn 69

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