Gardenia Hollyhocks Rose
hates flowers and wouldn’t have chose
her ridiculous name;
her Mum is to blame
for things that get right up her nose.
Gardenia Hollyhocks Rose
hates flowers and oh, how it shows.
They cause her to wheeze,
and sneeze in the breeze
‘til snot overflows as she blows.
Gardenia Hollyhocks Rose
hates flowers—they dirty her clothes.
To bring Mum to shame,
she’s changing her name
to Booger-Slime Green Pantyhose.
© Rebecca Colby 2015
hates flowers and wouldn’t have chose
her ridiculous name;
her Mum is to blame
for things that get right up her nose.
Gardenia Hollyhocks Rose
hates flowers and oh, how it shows.
They cause her to wheeze,
and sneeze in the breeze
‘til snot overflows as she blows.
Gardenia Hollyhocks Rose
hates flowers—they dirty her clothes.
To bring Mum to shame,
she’s changing her name
to Booger-Slime Green Pantyhose.
© Rebecca Colby 2015
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