| My cousin Hayley has a ukulele She received as a birthday gift. She’d wanted a puppy she was going to call Lucky, So at first she was really quite miffed. |  Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry |
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Poem © 2016 Em Lynas |
| I’m not the type to whinge or whine but I’ve no fish upon my line. |  Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry |
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Halloween robes, boots, and britches!
We'll sew spells so smart
from our Which Costume Book:
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Halloween robes, boots, and britches!
We'll sew spells so smart
from our Which Costume Book:
just pin, pick and mix
to conjure your look.
| Once a year, on All Saint's Eve the witches all convene to throw the strangest party that the world has ever seen They take their cauldrons off the boil They hang up cloaks and hats Then show each other YouTube clips of durpy dancing cats |  Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry |
| Wee, poo, pee, plop, I need the loo, or else I'll pop! Do you know where I can find A place to rest my soft behind? I'm very fussy, that is true, Not just any place will do. |  Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry |
| When Princess Daisy laid her head upon a cushioned, flowery bed, the bed felt soft, but Daisy frowned, for down below, she heard a sound. And in the morning when she rose, she wrinkled up her pretty nose. |  Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry |
KIDS!
We would absolutely
LOVE IT
if you added your own funny poems in the comments.
Especially if you are
A CHILD
WITH A FUNNYBONE!
This month
we're being inspired by
CATS!
we're being inspired by
CATS!
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