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Hayley's Ukulele by George Kirk

14/11/2016

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My cousin Hayley has a ukulele
She received as a birthday gift.
She’d wanted a puppy she was going to call Lucky,
So at first she was really quite miffed.
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Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry

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My Problem by Em Lynas

10/11/2016

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Poem © 2016 Em Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry 

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My eyes are tired, I cannot sleep, But there's no point in counting sheep...

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The Caughtoise by Dom Conlon

7/11/2016

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I’m not
the type
to whinge
or whine
but I’ve
no fish
upon
my line.
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry

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The Stitchy Witches, by Lesley Moss

3/11/2016

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PictureIllustration: Steven Henry
Costumes for sale made by Witches!
Halloween robes, boots, and britches!

We'll sew spells so smart
from our Which Costume Book:
just pin, pick and mix
to conjure your look.

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The Witches' Ball by Jo Dearden

31/10/2016

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Once a year, on All Saint's Eve
the witches all convene 
to throw the strangest party 
that the world has ever seen

They take their cauldrons off the boil
They hang up cloaks and hats
Then show each other YouTube clips 
of durpy dancing cats
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry

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Toilet Time by Katherine Lynas

27/10/2016

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Wee, poo, pee, plop,
I need the loo, or else I'll pop!

Do you know where I can find
A place to rest my soft behind?
I'm very fussy, that is true,
Not just any place will do.
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry

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A True Princess by Rebecca Colby

24/10/2016

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​When Princess Daisy laid her head
upon a cushioned, flowery bed,
the bed felt soft, but Daisy frowned,
for down below, she heard a sound.    
And in the morning when she rose,
she wrinkled up her pretty nose.
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Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry

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