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THE LOBSTER AND THE OCTOPUS by Rebecca Colby

14/12/2015

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The Lobster and the Octopus 
sat underneath the sea,
enjoying bowls of tasty treats
and pots of fresh brewed tea.
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Purple and Pink by Dom Conlon

11/12/2015

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So you wore purple, I wore pink,
Should we care what others think?
Should we care if people stare,
Or if they tease and pull our hair? ​
Dom Conlon's funny monster poem

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Dear Miss, I have not handed in my homework this week. Why? It's complicated ... by Lesley Moss

7/12/2015

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No good at mathematics,
I can’t compose a sonnet,
When I create a tasty plate
I find big burnt bits on it.
Funny homework poem on the funeverse

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The Trouble with Pigs by Kathryn Evans

4/12/2015

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A farm is full of discipline,
Order reigns throughout,
Unless you leave a gate ajar,
​And let the piglets out.

Poem ©Kathryn Evans 2015
Image ©Heather Kilgour 2015
Heather Kilgour on the funeverse
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A Poem For People Who Think Nothing Rhymes With 'Purple' by Jo Dearden

1/12/2015

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Have you seen this creature?
He might be after you
He's fast and fierce and on the loose
He's pretty hungry too.
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