funEverse poems - The funeverse! A poetry site for kids who love funny poems.

The Best Banana by Meagan Munroe

29/5/2015

I'm jittery with excitement.
I'm jumping like a bean.
I'm eating my banana.
The loveliest I've seen.

Funny banana poem from the funeverse

Fox's Wish by Kathryn Evans

22/5/2015

‘If I could wish, I’d wish for wings,’
Said Fox, who had most other things.

Invisible, I need not be
For when I hide you’ll not see me.

A funny fox poem from the funeverse

WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK MY NOSE? by Rebecca Colby

13/5/2015

Why do I always pick my nose,
then wipe the snot upon my clothes?

Or roll it into sticky balls
and flick it at the floor or walls?

Or other times when thin and runny,
smear it ‘cross my face like honey?

Or chip it off in crusty flakes
and eat it ‘til my belly aches?

Am I disgusting? Am I lazy?
Maybe I’m just bogey crazy.

No!

The reason for my bogey-thon
is that my tissues are all gone.

Poem © 2015 Rebecca Colby
Illustration © 2015 Rikin Parekh

Why are bogey poems funny?

The Boy with the Bogey on his Jumper by Rikin Parekh

Be Careful What You Wish For by George Kirk

7/5/2015

I caught a genie, flying free,
He gave me wishes 1, 2, 3
But told me that they would not last
So I had better make them fast.

A dog in a log, funny poem from the funeverse

Harriet Hailey Harrison

3/5/2015

Poem © 2015 Em Lynas

Not Your Average Whale Tale, by Laura Louise Stewart

1/5/2015

Cecelia Seaweed, they call her you know
'Cause she goes wherever the tide wants to go

She floats on her side with her gaze to the sky
While down in the deep ocean life passes by

Cecelia seldom moves, like she's in bed
Occasionally birds stop to perch on her head

She's like her own island, so big, flat and still
But she's not just lazy, or crazy, or ill

No, she's growing barnacles on all her fins
Because she's the fish who forgot how to swim

Cecelia Seaweed, that gigantic whale
Just drifts like a sailboat without any sail

© Laura Louise Stewart 2015