When you're very, very small, With no hopes of growing tall...
Funny Poem ©2018 Em Lynas |
I'm Will, with the quill. An author of skill, Who'll write something brill, For a shilling...
Poem © 2016 Em Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Steven Henry
My eyes are tired, I cannot sleep, But there's no point in counting sheep...
Funny Poem © 2016 Em Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Sarah McIntyre
Gerald's moustache had a mind of its own...
Funny Poem © 2016 Em Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Jonny Duddle
There once was a pirate called Calico Jack. He sailed round the planet before he came back...
Illustration © 2016 Chris Riddell
Funny Poem © 2016 Em Lynas
Tidy Thomas did a doodle With his pen gripped tight. He drew the lines, he rubbed them out, He had to get it right...
Poem © 2016 Em Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Chris Riddell
When I am in a panic and I'm feeling rather manic...
| The funeverse poets are thrilled to welcome Chris Riddell, The Waterstones Children's Laureate, to our site. One of Chris's aims is to encourage children to sketch more so Maureen's opening poem is a call to arms! Chris, the Children's Laureate Does a doodle every day He's asked us all to join him To doodle as we play... |  Chris Riddell © David Levine, 2014 |
Poem © 2016 Em Lynas
Illustration © 2016 Jion Sheibani
A mix of orange, green, or red, Is healthy food, my teacher said...
Poem ©2015 Em Lynas
Illustration © 2015 Heather Kilgour
There once was a monster who ate, a cantankerous toddler called Kate.
Poem ©Em Lynas 2015
Image ©Candy Gourlay 2015
Don't tell mum and don't tell dad, I've gone and shrunk my brother...
Poem © Em Lynas 2015
Illustrations © Katherine Lynas 2015
Black Jack nicked me treasure map, while I had me morning nap...
Poem © Em Lynas 2015
Illustrations © Rikin Parekh 2015
I'm a chirpy sharkosaurus stomping through the swamp...
Funny Poem ©2014 Em Lynas
Own up! Own up! Who did this?!?
Just look at him! He's bare!
No playtime till you tell me
Who cut the hamster's hair!
Just look at him! He's bare!
No playtime till you tell me
Who cut the hamster's hair!
Up, down, round and round, Slip and slide and stop...
Poem © 2014 Em Lynas
Illustration © Sam Zuppardi
Monsters don’t live under beds. That would just be silly...
| Sea-sick Sid is a pirate, old. His armpits reek of smelly mould. With a belly full of stinky beer, He's a most disgusting buccaneer. |  |
| Why should a tiger be orange? Why should the sky be blue? Why should the grass be pastel green? Is there a rule? For who? |  |
| Once upon a different time, In a land not here not now, There lived a tiny croaking frog, Who loved a big fat cow. |  |
| Muriel May Macarthy, was the clumsiest girl in the world. She fell over her feet when she ran in the street. She swirled and she twirled, and she whirled. |  |
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