Funny Poem © August 2018 Janet Foxley
Illustration © August 2018 Jamie Littler
I’m entering Ramona.
I’m hoping that she’ll win the class
For dog most like its owner.
I’ve brushed her till she’s shiny
And dyed my hair to match.
We’ve both got green scarves round our necks.
There’s really just one catch –
And that’s the little problem
That the judges must ignore.
They must believe my pet’s a dog
And not a dinosaur.