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Bad Hair Day by Alex Craggs

1/3/2013

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It’s time to get my hair cut,
I’m going with my dad,
For reasons which I’ll now explain,
it could end up all bad.
I style my hair all spiky,
To hide all of my curls,
But Dad says hair with products in, is only meant for girls.
He wants my hair cut shorter,
I want to keep it long.
A style on which we don’t agree is bound to turn out wrong.
I wonder if he’s jealous? 
Of my hair, thick and black,
For hair that once grew on his head, instead grows on his back.
Dad says, “I am not worried,
I’ve still got some up there.
It’s just when I was growing up, I grew right through my hair.”
Which can’t explain the hair that’s on
his bottom, ears, and nose.
There’s even weird and straggly hairs that sprout out from his toes!
Just now, I found this photo,
Of when Dad was my age,
His hair was lank and hippy, he says it was, "The rage."
A photo taken later,  
Shows dad wearing a wig,
Which looks just like a crazy bush. It’s wild, fuzzy and big.
Some people have bad hair days,
Hair trouble, and hair strife.
With Dad though, days are not enough. He’s in a bad hair life.
I told the nice hairdresser,
I want a cool hairdo,
And not one of my dad’s hair-don’ts, he doesn’t have a clue.
She made it look exciting,
Cut like a lion’s mane,
And best of all, in three months time, my dad won’t come again!

Text ©2013 Alex Craggs
Illustration ©2013 Mike Brownlow 

11 Comments
Kate Nelson
1/3/2013 01:25:00 am

Fabulous! Well done Alex.

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Alex Craggs link
1/3/2013 01:24:03 pm

Thanks Kate

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Mike Brownlow link
1/3/2013 02:25:25 am

Nice one Alex! I think I have Dad's problem. I grew right through my hair as well!

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Alex Craggs link
1/3/2013 01:27:14 pm

Cheers Mike, I must still be getting taller as I'm currently growing through mine! Great pics by the way, makes writing about them easy!

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George
2/3/2013 01:32:46 am

Brillinat as ever! But what I want to know Alex, is how do you explain my completely bald 4 foot 6 grandfather?

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Alex Craggs link
4/3/2013 11:40:52 am

His hair must be the straggly stuff on his toes, He grew through it early!

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Kathryn Evans
2/3/2013 02:18:30 am

This is even funnier in a third reading!

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Alex Craggs link
4/3/2013 11:42:35 am

Thanks Kathryn, helped of course by my wonderful peers.

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Meagan Munroe
3/3/2013 08:49:08 am

I love your poem so much Alex. It has brought back all sorts of wonderfully traumatizing bad hair cuts.... such as the time a bowl was involved. Oh and then of course there was the pink hair dye.

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Alex Craggs link
4/3/2013 11:44:16 am

I'm not sure pink would suit me!

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vivien postawa link
10/3/2019 05:09:41 pm

I love your poem it was so so so funny.

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