I don't think this method is helping you find
The love of your life, that's really my gripe
There's always a reason they're not quite 'your type'
And so many princes is really obscene
When you say they're 'too rich', even too clean
I've heard there were 15 you said were too old
And seven poor princes who you found too bald
So maybe a prince isn't your Mr Right.
Try dating wizards, or seeing a sprite?
Who has his own warts, and likes cats not dogs
Just please Witch, I beg you, stop chasing us frogs!