| My uncle’s an inventor In fact he’s rather good, Because he made the very first Exercising pud. |  |
He pours in cream and chocolate sauce
And things that taste terrific,
Like raspberry ripple custard fudge
And all things calorific.
And uncle’s final special touch
To make his pud enticing,
A cherry sat upon the top
Of smooth and luscious icing.
Then when it’s nearly ready
He employs his own technique.
My uncle’s special recipe
Is totally unique.
The more you want his pudding,
The thinner you will get,
Because he added cyborg legs
And no one's caught one yet.
And things that taste terrific,
Like raspberry ripple custard fudge
And all things calorific.
And uncle’s final special touch
To make his pud enticing,
A cherry sat upon the top
Of smooth and luscious icing.
Then when it’s nearly ready
He employs his own technique.
My uncle’s special recipe
Is totally unique.
The more you want his pudding,
The thinner you will get,
Because he added cyborg legs
And no one's caught one yet.
Poem ©2014 George Kirk
Illustration © 2014 Sally Kindberg
Illustration © 2014 Sally Kindberg
RSS Feed