stretched up high,
and stole a freshly-baked apple pie.
scoffed it down,
pleased smile turning to befuddled frown.
Greedy Gretchen Von Fletchen
made a mistake,
no question that pie was NOT hers to take!
Packed with maggots
and meal worm guts,
the brains of a snail
and putrefied nuts,
slimy slug lips
and lizard toes,
dirty soap scum
and poop from a crow.
Oooooops!
Moony Mummy Von Fletchen
forgot to say
the pie was for a troll-bake sale - that day!
I think she's learned her lesson,
poor, dear, Gretchen
cause now she's a 'retchen' Von Fletchen.
© Meagan Munroe 2015