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My Grandad Loves to Skateboard by Julie Anna Douglas

14/2/2017

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My groovy Grandad loves to skateboard
up and down our street,
balanced carefully on just one hand
instead of on his feet.

He's a record breaking break-dancer
who likes a bit of tap.
He listens to heavy metal tunes
but loves to sing a rap.
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He has supersonic hearing ears
and x-ray vision eyes.
He's an Ambassador of Adventure
and a Master of Disguise.

He goes unicycling every day
ten times around the park.
His perfect relaxing weekend is.....
swimming with Great White sharks!

Now, he's juggling fifteen footballs
while spinning twenty plates.
I suppose my Grandad is quite cool.

Not bad for eighty eight.

Poem © 2017 Julie Anna Douglas
Illlustration © 2017 Nick Butterworth
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Illustration © 2017 Nick Butterworth
5 Comments
Colin
15/2/2017 10:05:25 am

Constructive criticism: why not ditch the title, rewrite the first line "I see him on his skateboard" or similar, and then the final line really has some punch?

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Julie
16/2/2017 07:43:14 pm

That would have worked well, Colin. Now, where is my time machine so I can go back and tweek it.
Thanks for your time.
J💜

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Colin
22/2/2017 09:24:24 am

Ha! Save it for your first collection ;0)

Jack link
20/3/2017 12:27:48 am

funny

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Sheree Harvie
29/7/2020 11:53:43 am

Hi Julie,
would wondering if you would mind if I used your poem at my local school to be recited on a video to share with family and friends. We are unable to hold Grandparents Day this year so we are going to email home some messages to them instead.
Regards
Sheree

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