If I come in, I might not stay,
Unless you do things, just my way.
Feather pillows, soft and downy,
Happy faces, nothing frowny,
For dinner I'll need cheese and cake,
Milk and biscuits, ham and steak.
if you learn how to behave,
I might just let you be my slave,
I'll not turn tail and disappear,
I'll stay awhile and rough it here.