Poem ©2017 Jo Dearden
Illustration ©2017 Eric Heyman
and Grumpy Cat
The Sharp Claw Crew
is where it’s at
With Mr Tibbs
and Slinky Sue
Delores, Fang
and Sardine Stu
Aleesha Fleas
and Ginger Nut
Stink-Paw Pete
and Fluffy Butt
And then there’s me
My name’s Big Stan
The coolest cat
on Instagram
We’re lookin’ fresh
We’re feline fine
We got six million
likes online
So all say CHEESE
They won’t forget
The cats who broke
the Internet
But wait…
Who’s that?
We’ve just been conned
A mouse snuck in
We’re photo bombed!