Poem © Janet Foxley.
Illustration © Yuval Zommer
There’s a black bit in my starter and it doesn’t look too yum...
Poem © Julie Anna Douglas |
Poem © 2017 Janet Foxley
Illustration © 2017 Marek Jagucki
It’s hard to be a carrot who’s lost his teeth and hair...
Poem © Em Lynas
Illustration © Eric Heyman
Hagatha Hack was a gorgeous witch. Sweet, delightful, but not very rich...
Poem © Lesley Moss
Illustration © Eric Heyman
Teetering on a razor edge, Castle of tumbling crumbling stone...
Poem @2017 Jo Dearden
Image ©2017 Eric Heyman
Last night a monster came to me, as I lay in my bed All fierce and mean and spiky with sharp horns upon his head...
Poem ©2017 Jo Dearden
Illustration ©2017 Eric Heyman
Forget Pusheen and Grumpy Cat The Sharp Claw Crew is where it’s at...
Funny Poem © 2017 George Kirk
Illustration © 2017 Eric Heyman
If only sweeps had ever thought to make life easier they ought...
Poem © 2017 Julie Anna Douglas
Illustration © 2017 Eric Heyman
Yo! Listen up. The boys are back. All set to clean your chimney stack...
Poem © 2017 Janet Foxley
Illustration © 2017 Eric Heyman
Out of my way, I really must fly, My cauldron’s boiled over and ruined my pie...
| Be at peace my quick-fist man and put away your gun Stand at ease my sharp-tongue boy and watch the setting sun |  Illustration © 2017 Eric Heyman |
| Jack McGill’s has thrills ’n’ spills for every boy and girl So if you want to play come and spend the day at the best toyshop in the world There’s… hoops with sticks, and lost magic tricks and spooky crystal balls Doves and cats and rabbits in hats and masks that hang from the walls |  |
| The theme of our Halloween party this year, Was the best and most horrible yet, The invites said 'Come as the thing you most fear, Or the grossest thing that you can get', So I went to Fred Foxwell's Fantastical Shop, 'Cause he has all that's weird, mad and scary And asked him to find me the worst outfit there, The costume most wild, bad and hairy. |  |
When there's call for a mop, |  |
I'm Will, with the quill. An author of skill, Who'll write something brill, For a shilling...
Nathaniel Pott’s Emporium
has toys and games galorium
stacked ceiling high to floorium
You won’t believe your eyes!
With treasures to explorium
such pleasures lie in storium
we’re sure that you’ll adorium
Why don’t you step inside…
has toys and games galorium
stacked ceiling high to floorium
You won’t believe your eyes!
With treasures to explorium
such pleasures lie in storium
we’re sure that you’ll adorium
Why don’t you step inside…
Illustration © 2017 Nick Butterworth
| Lord Montague Herbert DeLacy Fitzroy Had lived in his mansion since he was a boy. It had twenty six bedrooms, a ballroom as well, A block full of stables, a clock tower bell. It had four poster beds, and its own indoor plumbing, Its pillars and columns were really quite stunning. But one thing it had that wasn’t so nice, A large infestation of manor house mice. |  |
| See this fish in my pocket? Isn't it fine? Bet you wish it was yours, But it isn't, It's mine. Poem © 2017 Katherine Lynas Illustration ©2017 Nick Butterworth |  |
| My groovy Grandad loves to skateboard up and down our street, balanced carefully on just one hand instead of on his feet. He's a record breaking break-dancer who likes a bit of tap. He listens to heavy metal tunes but loves to sing a rap. |  |
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